macbook pro
apple computer’s latest weapon. features a base that’s capable of causing third-degree burns.
you: would you like to try my new macbook pro? here, put it on your lap.
victim: hey, it’s got a camera… aagh! my sperm!
apple computer’s line of professional grade notebook computers that contain intel x86 hardware, as opposed to ibm or motorola powerpc hardware. the macbook pro line was launched january 10th, 2006, claiming to be 4 to 5 times as fast as the (now legacy) powerpc line of professional notebooks known as powerbooks.
steve: you going to order a macbook pro?
james: h-ll no! powerpc rules!
steve: i hear you can put linux and windows on it too.
james: intel rules!
the best and most powerful laptop that apple has ever made.
wow you have a macbook.
no a macbook pro.
oh, that makes it better than a macbook right.
yep that’s right.
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