Macchio


a person who is alot older than they look. named after the 80’s actor ralph macchio, because he was 22 years old when he starred as the karate kid and played a 16 year old.
dude 1: hey, check out that punk teenager.
dude 2: he’s not a teenager, dude 1. he’s like 23 years old.
dude 1: really?! man…. what a macchio!
a really bad haircut. named for 80’s actor ralph macchio.
“that guy had the worst macchio i’ve ever seen.”

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