macclesfield
macclesfield is a town in cheshire, north west england.
it isn’t a bad town, just pretty dull with nothing to do.
the is now cinema, nearest one is stockport, which is full of chavs.
normal person: gosh, i’m so bored let’s go to the cinema!
chav: we can’t ‘memba ther aint no piccys in(s)macclesfield!
n.p: ahh sh-t yeah!
chav: yeh we will av to go to stocy p instead!
n.p -cough-
horrible horrible town
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