Macet


the bahasa word for ‘traffic jam’ used in the most congested city on earth, jakarta (indonesia).

macet is a festering beast that is rapidly growing out of control and lowering the morality rate of the average citizen from stress.

a 10 minute drive can take up to 2 hours due to ‘macet’.
dood are you coming over?

i can’t at this time fam, macet !

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