Macetein


a name given to a 24h non-stop masturbator

it comes from the spanish word “maceta” which means “vase or pot for flowers and plants”. the act of planting would be “macetear”, which can be a synonym for jerking off in spanish. and so, someone who jerks off a lot can be called “macetein”.
“stop masturbating!, don’t be a macetein”

“stop rubbing your crotch! d-mn, you’re such a macetein ¬.¬”

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