Squishy Penguin


1. a euphimism for any horrible cancerous tumor.

2. the s-xual position.

3. a dance move, consisting of pantomiming meeching and waddling while bobbing the head right and left and the posterior up and down.
1. sorry about the squishy penguin in your brain.

2. i got to left field last night. that’s right, the squishy penguin.

3. i won the national squishy penguin dance award.
a euphimism for any horrible cancerous tumor.
sorry about your uncle bart. heard the squishy penguin in his colon finally did him in.

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