MacFlower


a very midgety looking creature that is mostly native american, it climbs tree’s and has opposable toes. it walks around with stringy blonde pigtails, and has a nose the size of a tic-tac. this creature generally fears human beings. a macflower’s habitat is commonly found in a redwood tree. these species are very rare.
nikvictoria and maggsiex10 go on a hiking trip.

nik: omfg wtf did you just see that macflower?!?!
maggie: what?! justin bieber?! where? where!?!?!?!?!1111one
nik: no, you twit -.-, a macflower. i swear to god, i just saw one! it just jumped onto that tree branch!
maggie: what the h-ll, you’re wasting my time. it obviously isn’t important enough if it isn’t my beloved justin beaver. beaner. bieber–!!
a short girl with pigtails whom can be very, very annoying and amusing.
ohhay theres a macflower on the barby!

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