Macgyver Shit
after taking a mean sh-t, an act of desperation, usually by the lazy, using a piece of clothing (your roommate’s socks, a t-shirt, a bath towel etc.) to wipe your dirty -ss after realizing you have absolutely no paper products whatsoever in your house.
roommate kevin : “dude, where are all my socks & towels? i had a ton!”
fat jack: “man, i gotta confession to make. i’ve been too lazy to buy tp, so i’ve been wiping my -ss clean with your socks & towels & then throwing them away.”
roommate kevin: “please tell me you’re f-cking joking, you lazy fat f-ck! why don’t you use your own socks when you macgyver sh-t?!”
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