Pink Whale
this is what happens when a girl loses her virginity. instead of the ‘cherry popping’ and blood flowing outward, the ‘cherry pops’ and the blood instead gets forced back upward, in turn, breaks the pelvic bone.
taylor: “did you hear what happened to vicky?”
gina: “yeah, i heard her and david finally did it but something went wrong. he gave her pink whale.”
taylor: “aww, man, that’s gotta hurt. if that happened, she won’t be back for a while…”
when a man engages in -n-l s-x but it is too rough and the b-tthole c-n-l is turned inside out.
guy1 “oh jimmy, last night me and my girl were havin some great -n-l and next thing i new, i pinkwhaled that b-tch!”
guy2 “oh man that really sucks…”
a white male’s p-n-s
you asian girls really love that pink whale.
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