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someone who can jump-start a truck with a cactus.
the ability to use a dorito, some duct tape, and a paper clip to create a time machine.
i dont know what im talkin about.
v. 1. to use ingenuity to fix or remedy a problem using only the tools available at hand. 2. to jury-rig

n. someone who can regularly cobble together solutions to problems using only the tools available at hand.
your cd playa broke, huh? gimme that string, a pencil, and a sock, and i’m a macgyver it.

man, i be a regular macgyver when it comes to making bongs
main character of show by the same name. full name angus macgyver. part secret agent for government and phoenix foundation, part handyman, part mad scientist, part community service volunteer. he might refuse to use guns, but n-body could ever call him a p-ssy. macgyver can battle soviet supersoldiers and serve soup at a homeless shelter all in one episode. macgyver was the epitome of 1980s era optimism. beats the commies, fixes the environment, cures aids, and can make a helicopter out of garbage bags and bamboo. most importantly, he’s the only guy who ever looked cool in a mullet and is probably the only guy who could get away with it now.
who’d win in a fight? macgyver or col jack o’neal from stargate sg-1?

trivia: on episodes where macgyver makes explosives from household materials, the producers always leave out one ingredient, fearing that people at home would imitate the recipe. while most inventions and scientific wizardry seen on the show probably wouldnt work too well in real life, they’re all scientifically sound and could work.
adj. one who performs great feats of ingenuity on a moments notice.
tom just pulled a mavgyver. he made a helicoptor from two soda cans and a shoelace.
verb, to cobble together a working piece of machinery or electronics from spare parts and duct tape using only your wits, folksy engineering knowledge (garnered from the scouts or your grandpa), and your swiss army knife

derived from the tv show in which the main character, macgyver, did this every week in order to save the world and get the girl
i dropped by cd player on the concrete and it broke, so i had to macgyver it. it ain’t pretty but it works.
a man who can make everything from anything.
some unknown facts about macgyver:

fact: on the 1st day, g-d created macgyver. on the 2nd day, g-d created knives and paperclips. on the 3rd day.. macgyver created everything else.

fact: macgyver can invent 1000 different things using a ball of yarn and a pair of sungl-sses. 999 of these things can kill a man. the remaining thing can kill a planet.

fact: macgyver invented genocide using only blankets and smallpox.

fact: the only thing that macgyver cannot produce with a soda can and an extension cord… is mercy.

fact: one time, macgyver built a time machine out of an old refrigerator and a pocketw-tch, and used it to travel to the ancient paradise of atlantis. however, while there, he went on a drunken bender with with a magnifying gl-ss and a book of matches. this area is now known as the sahara.

fact: chuck norris is an android built by macgyver in an attempt to find a worthy opponent.

fact: some crazy people claim that macgyver was just a tv character, played by richard dean anderson. in actuality, richard dean anderson was played by macgyver, and the show was a doc-mentary, the events of which really happened.

and the final fact: necessity is the mother of invention but… macgyver is the father.

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