MacGyverbation
that act of masturbating with tools put together like macgyver. this would include, but not limited to, a faux v-g-n- or faux phallus.
filling a shoe box with packing peanuts and cutting a hole to the side and lining the hole with bologna and heating up shampoo/conditioner in the microwave and applying to the bologna lined hole. the true macgyverbation
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