Machado


an awesome person who is able to attract girls whenever they what to at a simple clap of the hands
ah man that machado all ways gets the girls.
half man, half wookiee, half nose
did you see machado punch that tornado in the face?

that machado is one simple man trying to make his way in the universe.

there goes machado simply walking into mordor.
real bad player at dota, followed by childish att-tude, causing his team to lose almost every time.
machado has left the game with a 0/15 (k/d) score.

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