Machine Gun Reflex


the sudden impulse to turn around and smile at your friends the first time you fire a fully automatic weapon.

-this phenomenon also happens each time you shoot an automatic weapon larger in caliber than your previous experience.
guy #1- dude, i got to shoot a .50 cal for the first time today and i was all smiles.

guy #2- sounds like you couldnt hold back the machine gun reflex.
guy #1- well they say, “happiness is a belt-fed weapon”.

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