machine gun starter


when a car battery doesn’t have enough juice to turn over the engine, but has enough to make the starter produce a very loud fast clicking noise, which is very close to the sound made by many sub machine guns.

will usually scare the living sh-t out of anyone standing near your car.
dude 1: that guy had a machine gun starter. it scared the f-ck out off me!

dude 2: yeah, i gave him a jump later.

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