Machine gun texting
sending off several text messages in rapid succession without waiting for a reply to one.
my girlfriend is machine gun texting me to death and it is p-ssing me off
texting people a couple words at a time in separate messages
hey
are you here?
i can’t find you.
i’m at the front door.
– response
stop machine gun texting me, i’ll be there in just a second. jeeze! you can send all that in one message you know.
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