Machine Wash
often seen in large, populated crowds of people, it is done by finding a random female, forcing her bent over, and inserting all of your dirty laundry right into her -sshole. this is shortly followed by using downy as lube to f-ck her senseless, punch her in the face, and whispering into her ear “rinse cycle, start” finish up by corking the now ripped apart -sshole with a vibrator.
done often when in a rush to get poon and laundry done at the same time.
ben: yo, i’ve been digging cindy kim, but i cant ask her out, cause i’m busy with laundry tonight.
dean: nah man, just take your dirty clothes and machine wash
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