Macho Row
if you go out of your way to find heavy objects to lift, red meat to eat, and do whatever you can to handle your business the best way you know how, then you are macho row. notable members: arnold schwarzenegger, pat tillman (rip), richard kuklinski, john rambo, ronald reagan, dog the bounty hunter, ray lewis, the u.s. armed forces, ted kennedy, robert deniro, the ’72 dolphins…
dude, you just ate a 72oz steak, did 1000 push-ups, drank a handle of jack, killed that guy with your bare hands and f-cked his girlfriend…you are macho row.
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