Macintosh sucks


‘macintosh sucks’ (sometimes shortened to ‘mac sucks’) is a statement said by many smart people to reference the sucking of macintosh computers, it is used to make fun of the sub-human race of mac-f-gs who thinks that macintosh computers are actually good.
mac-f-g: hey, i just got a new computer.
human: oh really? what type.
mac-f-g: mac.
human: macintosh sucks.

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