macintrash


a noun describing what all computers put out by apple are.
the cd drive on my macintrash broke.

g-d d-mn piece of macintrash!
where all macs should be.
i’ll put that macintrash.
what all macintosh computers are called by the more educated members of society.
“you want me to write a virus for a macintosh? the reason macintosh never gets any viruses is because n-body gives a sh-t about that macintrash.”
term used to describe a computer made from inferior hardware jammed into a shiny case and made by apple. it is often used by people who either are too stupid to figure out installing antivirus software or think that they are “sophisticated” by using a computer built by a bunch of f-gs in california.
man i feel like an idiot for buying a macintrash! i could have bought a computer with better specs for half the price, but i’m a sucker for getting -n-lly poned by apple
a more descriptive name for the slow, powerless, and overpriced apple macintosh.
finally, the g5 macintrash is out! but even after numerous manipulation of the benchmark, the sp_int test still shows that g5 is slower than a dell!
the name of the computer made by the most hated computer company in the world.
“i hate my macintosh. let’s use it as a boat anchor!”
sophmoric term used by pc nerds and it geeks who feel threatened by the simplicity and sophisticated industrial design of products created by apple computer.
the term “macintrash” itself is a byproduct of the insular lifestyle that the socially inept computer nerd lives; who never had any real friends to talk with and thus only speaks the kind of adolescent jargon encountered on geeky online bulletin boards.
dude,
that macintrash/cr-pintosh paperweight is for litle sissy girls. rolf.lmao.
:):):):):):)
cr-pple sure makes some whack–ss confusers yo. that icr-p is igay dude. rolf.
dell rules 4evuh–microsoft in duh house bro!!!!: o:)

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