Macintyre


when in order to preserve in thrift and merriment, all the alcohol must be consumed.
chaotic neutral
tradition from scotland; when the town is burning down, or semi apocolyptic anarchy is impending rather than work unfruitfully to save a building or escape to safety, bar patrons drink up as much alcohol as they can in other words; “don’t let those boos go to waste”.
the bar is burning down! -macintyre!
is a term given to:
(1) an outsanding plug or tool who demonstrates time after time their pluggish qualities
(2) a weak person
(3) a man who cannot talk to women
(4) a person who cannot play hockey
(5) a person who claims to have had s-x for over 76 minutes
(6) a person who does not consume alcohol
hey did you hear what happened to dan?

– no what happened?

well apparently he pulled a macintyre! didn’t drink, hit on any women and went to sleep alone!
a term used to describe:

1) lifting heavy -ss weight in the gym
2) not a cowboys fan
3) a boss in general
4) pocalyuko mom’s pimp
i pulled a macintyre in the gym today

– wow you deadlifted 400 lbs?

yea 8 times

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