Mack N’ Snatch
the act of macking while accidentally dropping your gum into the girl’s sn-tch.
mannuel: i’m about to mack on you jessica.
jessica: ok…… what was that?
mannuel: where’d my gum go?
jessica: mack n’ sn-tch?!?!?!
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