mack-o-meter
a half-imaginary instrument formed by bending both arms inward at the elbow and placing the right over the left, then using the right arm as a meter needle (much like on a speedometer) to measure the level of “mackage” that one person (usually a guy) is doing towards another (usually a girl, hopefully).
once the mack-o-meter reaches an approximately 20-25 degrees angle, the mack can be “called” as so desired; anything before it is in direct violation of man law.
this noun can be pr-nounced “mack-o-meter” (mak-oh-mete-er) or “mackometer” (mak-om-ett-er); usuage is contextual.
big country: -quickly -ssembled mackometer at full meter with arms- uh oh, padilla, macking!
padilla: shut up!
todd: oh no no no, that mack was fairly called in accordance with the man laws.
padilla: fine…
a half-imaginary instrument formed by bending both arms inward at the elbow and placing the right over the left, then using the right arm as a meter needle (much like on a speedometer) to measure the level of “mackage” that one person (usually a guy) is doing towards another (usually a girl, hopefully).
once the mack-o-meter reaches an approximately 20-25 degrees angle, the mack can be “called” as so desired; anything before it is in direct violation of man law.
this noun can be pr-nounced “mack-o-meter” (mak-oh-mete-er) or “mackometer” (mak-om-ett-er); usuage is contextual.
big country: -quickly -ssembled mack-o-meter at full meter with arms- uh oh, padilla, macking!
padilla: shut up!
todd: oh no no no, that mack was fairly called in accordance with the man laws.
padilla: fine…
when something has a smaller measurement than the smallest measurement on a ruler
mack’s p-n-s
man this tic tack is so small it looks like a mackometer
a mythological instrument used to measure the amount of action (a.k.a. macktion) that once receives
“the mack-o-meter is rising tonight, girls!”
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