mackenzie starr
a girl who is shy at first, but can be the most amazing, slightly crazy person you will ever meet once you know her. she loves nature and plants, but she also loves sitting inside on a rainy day, thinking about a boy and watching netflix under excessive blankets. she may be small, but she’s a f-cking ninja in disguise, don’t be a d-ck, you will regret losing her and she will not give you a second glance again, even if it still hurts her. she is intelligent, but not brilliant. she doesn’t claim to be an einstein. she favors science, but she also loves reading and writing. she can be very self-conscious, so be careful what you say; but with the right people supporting her, she can be the coolest, brightest, most amazing lover or friend you will ever have. hold onto her.
“that mackenzie starr, she really is something.”
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