Mackerel Tango


the last dance of the evening where a lady has removed her knickers beforehand to provide easy access in the event of scoring
candice “there was a very savoury aroma in the club last night”

susan “oh, yes, i was doing the mackerel tango with steve but he was having none of it”

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