Mackerel Trawler
(1) a man who seeks out the least attractive female in any situation in the hope that he might score; (2) the married dude in your office that is always making plans with marginally good looking women and talking about it for weeks; (3) buddy in a group of dudes that always takes on the anchor chick in a group of women to give his buddies a chance.
(1) “adam wouldn’t even talk to sh-lly, who seemed to be into him. he went full mackerel trawler and took abby home again. for f-ck’s sake, man.”
(2) “perkins went to lunch with cindy again. can you believe it?! what a f-cking mackerel trawler. now i’ll have to hear about for f-cking ever.”
(3) “you see kasley divert the anchor’s attention while i got her buddy’s digits? dude’s all time.”
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