Mackey
a snotty, unrealistic person that thinks his operating system (macintosh) is better than yours. typically, mackeys are raised up thinking windows is a good operating system, then they get their hands on a mac and think their p–p doesn’t stink. they often make very h-m–erotic statements about their desktop, webcams, and (or) virus invulnerability.
synonyms: h-m-, f-go, p–po, dumb face, -ss wipe, douche licker, p–p smeller, mac f-g, computer t-rd, t-rd t-rd, t-rd, t-rdey t-rd t-rd, and (or) p–p t-rd.
pr-nunciation: mack-e
example 1
jake: dudeeeeeeeeeee, my desktop is unbelievably organized!!!
sean and phil: shut up you freakin mackey.
example 2
jake: dude, macs have sweet webcams so you can take millions of f-ggish photos of yourself kissing the screen and using peace signs while puckering your lips!!!
sean and phil: shut the f-ck up you douche licking mackey.
example 3
jake: i like men and my -n-s is really loose from all the times i’ve thrusted my mac mouse up my -n-s. also, macs don’t get viruses.
sean and phil: g-d, that’s such a mackey thing to say.
mackey
a girl who is so s-xy that everyone wants to mack on them.
“that girl was so yummy i just want to eat her!”
“yeah, what a mackey!”
a family man, one who is a pimp because he is such a s-x feign. loves girls by the names of mary jane, and jill. always ready to party and yet still maintains a limo service. loves flashing lights while cruisin on sleepy hollow in a comf escalade with a fruit bowl from the northern lights with a side of dq
lets meet up with mackey and enjoy the routine
amazingly beautiful girl that often doesn’t realize how pretty she is. she usually gets all a+’s and is friends with everyone. she is so nice everyone loves her.
oh i wish i could be like mackey she has good friends and good grades! and all of the guys thinks she’s cute
someone who acts stupid but they still have big b–bs.
d-mn that girl was a mackey! i dont care how dumb she is she has the most amazing body ever!
a super cool person, who is occasionally arogent, but is also very intelligent
that mackey keeps bragging about the a+ that they got.
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- Boredtivity
the random activities one engages themselves to occupy their boredom while in school or at work such as doodling paper footb-lls etc. “this cl-ss is so boring! i’m going to make random lists to occupy my time!” “wow, thats a cool boredtivity!”
- Ereption
an -j-c-l-t–n occurring while the p-n-s is not erect. this often catches the male off guard and makes a horrible mess sh-t, i didn’t see this ereption coming.
- boss me
basically the same thing as “blow me” bill: make me some food! joe: boss me.