Mackie

a mackie is a kind, gorgeous, smart, funny, silly, spontaneous, outgoing, bold, interesting girl. all the boys want her. but she needs the best boy ever, because a mackie is the best girl you can get. if you think she’s not perfect now. oh she will become even more beautiful and downright incredible. i’ve known a mackie since i was three and she still continues to amaze me. mackies are some of the smartest and most funny people you’ll ever meet, so don’t listen to negative things people say about her without actually knowing her. mackies are hard on themselves and always try to compare themselves to other people even though they have no reason to because they are perfect just the way they are and the only person they need to convince of that is themselves. face it guys, she’s a kind, flexible hottie. duh, keeper!
guy 1: man, mackie is so smart and funny!
guy 2: don’t forget plain gorgeous!!!
guy 3: yeah man, you are so lucky to have such an amazing girl like her!
mackie’s boyfriend: ehh, she’s ok. i’m mean i could do way better but if i dump her she’ll be heart broken.
guy 3: are you freaking kidding me!?!
guy 2: you are seriously the biggest jerk in the world.
guy 1: do you know how lucky you are? a girl better than mackie doesn’t even exist!!!
guy 3: there’s no way you could do better than mackie, but she sure as heck could do better than you!!!
a totally awesome, lovely, gentle man. a caring individual, who cares for others over himself. sometimes has the tendenacy to over think matters too much, but amazing advice giver. quiet romantic, great kisser!
“have you met my mackie?”
a girl shy as can be….until you meet them. then all heck brakes loose. she is an amazing girl that is beautiful beyond belief and can’t see it. she is a klutz at times and will trip over air. she will be the best thing to walk in your life. and you’ll inevitably fall in love
guy1: wow….who’s that??
guy2: obviously it’s mackie she fell on the ground and i’m already in love!
to include someone in your memories who wasn’t actually actually there.
guy 1: “hey, remember last sat-rday when we went to the bar?”
guy 2: “uh, no”
guy 1: “wow , oh mang, i totally mackied you into my memory!”
verb meaning to mislead or fool someone.
person 1: hey i thought you told me that chick wanted me.
person 2: i know but was really funny watching you get shot down!
person 1: ohh you mackied me you -sshole!
to include someone in your memories who wasn’t actually actually there.
guy 1: “hey, remember last sat-rday when we went to the bar?”
guy 2: “uh, no”
guy 1: “wow , oh mang, i totally mackied you into my memory!”
disgusting girl who thinks that she’s perfect and has the tendency to look like a pale alien. mackies are drawn to lacrosse at which the exhibit their masculine characteristics, such as, the posession of a p-n-s, and copious armpit hair.
that pale girl with a b-n-r…she must be a mackie.