Macklehorny


mak-luh-h-r–nee

1. the act of being h-rny for the rap singer macklemore (aka ben haggerty)

2. when someone feels intense s-xual desires for macklemore

3. wanting/loving/needing macklemore so much, that you don’t know what to do with yourself.
if only i could get me some macklemore, i have been so dang mackleh-rny lately!

last night i had a dream i was having s-x with macklemore. i woke up humping my pillow. i guess i must be mackleh-rny.

just hearing macklemore rap makes me almost die of mackleh-rnyness.

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