Macon Bookmark
after s-x, sh-t in any book and leave.
i f-cked the librarian the last night so of course i gave her the macon bookmark as i left.
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- mais la
french for “i can’t believe it.” “mais la! why are you calling her?”
- Shaun Rondell The Ass Pontey
a lesser known figure in the pantheon of mythical h-m-s-xualists. according to legend, shaun rondell, a compulsive nail biter, fell ill after ingesting a small particulate of his own feces embedded in his thumb nail. we all know richard simmons, but have you taken the time to say h-llo to shaun rondell the -ss pontey?
- shaving the monkeys forehead
a woman partaking in the act of removing all hair from the v-g-n-l area (beetle bonet), thus leaving a smooth hairless area clear of all debris for a nice session of licking the vertical bacon sandwich. immac, bic, wilkinson, gillette are all tools used in the act. of shaving the monkeys forehead
- Shawmut
an old indian name for boston, and the best word ever invented in spoken language. shawmut sounds p-ssah when you say it. a podunk town in central maine with no major roads and nothing to do but hang at the truck stop shawmut? where’s that?