Macopoly


the apple abusive monopoly over its users who don’t want to suffer the even worse fate of microsoft products.
pc user: why do you submit to the macopoly when you could just get a pc that cost less and is more compatible with more software.

macuser: cause i don’t have time to f-ck with it. i just want something that works.

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