macro-microwaving
macro-microwaving is the act of entering an excessive amount of time to cook something in the microwave but standing by to remove the item when it is finished cooking.
person 1 in work break room waiting to use microwave: “whoa, 20 minutes for a bowl of soup?”
person 2 in work break room trying to use microwave: “relax, i’m macro-microwaving.”
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