Macsturbator
1. a self-righteous, blindly optimistic, and outspoken proponent of apple products.
2. an apple fanboy.
adam: “i love my mac. os x is perfect! that’s why it never gets viruses!”
bob: “no, os x doesn’t gets viruses because 98% of the world uses pcs, macsturbator.”
an individual that uses macintosh products to bring s-xual and emotional pleasure to themselves.
he is such a macsturbator, that in his machorniness last night he couldn’t even finish watching the keynote without macpleasuring himself and macspooging all over his maclap.
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