mactack
the act of smacking a mac with a common hitting object such as a baseball bat, sledgehammer ect.
this is usually due to the e-mac’s
-freezing spazm’s
-turning off randomly
-deleting files as soon as you save them
mactacker: “my computer froze when i tried to save a word doc-ment, after waiting 10 minutes for it to unfreeze, it deleted what i had just saved and turned itself off.”
troubleshooter: it must of been a mac. did you try turn it back on?
mactacker: h-ll no, i mactacked that piece’a’sh-t.
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