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  used to describe a relationship or former relationship in which one of the parties acts as if they have a “fatal attraction” towards the other. also used when someone in a relationship is seemingly too concerned with the other. a bee, quit acting all fatal about your ex-lady; who gives a f-ck what she’s doing […]

• Readaholic

  one who reads all the time. recess, lunch, and those few minutes you get when the teacher/boss stops speaking. will also ignore friends in favour of reading. “man, did you see her today?” “yeah i know, completely ignored the teacher!” “she is such a readaholic.”

• vai tomar no meio da tua toba

  portuguese for go f-ck yourself… used to tell someone to f-ck off vei voce e mau gay! vai tomar no meio da tua toba antes que eu te mato!

• whuddafxup?

  slang for “what the f-ck is up?” but, it sounds cooler. lolz. gina kissing a girl. mariah walks in. mariah- “whuddafxup? whuddafxup?!?!?!?!” gina- “i’m so sorry………….”

• Clitage

  cl-toral m-ssage while having s-x: stimulating the cl-toris with your finger, leg or p-n-s. “she needed some cl-tage to have an -rg-sm when we first had s-x.” a collection of photos or memorabilia related to the cl-ttoral area a cl-tage is to collect photos or memorabilia or to make an alb-m of items related to […]

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