Mad dog the hobbling recovering scab eating toe caper
the most amazing person in the whole world. she really does not eat scabs, but she once did. she enjoys pulling on peoples big toes until they come off. people are fascinated by her and someday there will be a degree devoted to the studies of her.
“i was swimming in the columbia river when all of the sudden i felt a tug on my big toe. it came from mad dog the hobbling recovering scab eating toe caper”
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