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  a v-g-n- with teeth be careful of chanel number 5. she devours d-cks with her dent-tals.

• wiener salting

  the act of creating friction between your p-n-s and a mattress. an advanced form of masturbation. i’ve been doing so much wiener salting last night i should become an honorary citizen of tuzla.

• unassigned assigned seat

  a seat in cl-ss (most often a college cl-ss) that you normally sit in all the time; so much so that it practically belongs to you. more often than not, the majority (or even the entirety) of the cl-ss has one because they pretty much always sit in the same seating arrangement every cl-ss. however, […]

• howbout

  a conjugation of ‘how about’, such as “how about we do this” or “how ’bout we do this”, such that it would be written “howbout we do this” howbout we go to this spot.

• tharushi

  a round potato, also known as a small child. generally very smart and is creepy. look at her! she is a potato, her name must be tharushi!

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