Mad mailman



a mixed drink consisting of equal parts moxie and jagermeister.
me: so all the galsses were dirty, except the pint gl-sses, so i made a huge mad mailman for myself, then like six or seven more.

you: how’s that turn out?

me: not etirely sure, but i woke up this morning in the midst a fistfight with my mailbox.

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