Mad Man Up


to abandon the overly sensitive, healthy, monogamous traits that have become so prevalent among the modern man, and instead, embrace the booze drinking, steak eating, secretary pinching behaviors of the swinging 1960’s man.
dude, enough with the “mommy and me” cl-sses! it’s time to mad man up and come drinking with your boys!

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