Mad Mardigan
type of shot that entails a warm shot of tequila and a raw chicken. mixology: 1 oz warm tequila (preferably a sh-tty brand). when you shoot the tequila, have the waitress (or friend) slap you in the face with a raw chicken.
bartender, i’m feeling a little nasty tonight; your finest mad mardigan please.
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