Mad Mr.Tom


mad mr.tom. someone who gets beat by their parentals until their -ss smells of tunafish and is the color purple. followed by screaming such as a spanish women would do during s-xual intercourse. someone who has a small p-n-s but is too afraid to admit it. during the winter time his mother gets snow plowed by a man named tristan. trust me, you’ll know a mad mr.tom when you see one…
guy 1: dude, i just found out my friend is a mad mr.tom.
guy 2: who, jimmy?
guy 1: yeah i can hear him getting beat when i walk by his house.
guy 2: yeah dude, his house smells like a seafood deli.

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