mad wiper
a person who uses an excessive amount of toilet paper in a public restroom. usually covers the seat with layers or tp and hangs tp on the stall door jamb so there is no way for people to peek-in whilst dropping a deuce. then leaves tp for the next guy to dispose of the mess.
did you see the end stall in the men’s room? looks like the ‘mad wiper’ has struck again.
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