Madamasselle


madam-sselle, is a stupid dumb -ss, and has no real definition for anything.
i live next to this man, he is a 27 year old computer geek, who sits and plays ever quest all day. he sometimes posts on urban dictionary but most of the time you can find him masturbating to some sick j-panamation sh-t. this man is truly pathetic; he has never been to college, still lives with his parents, and has never had s-x except once when he got his d-ck stuck in a c-ke bottle. true story; the fire department had to come over to his house and get the c-ke bottle off (but it probably just fell off when he went limp).
in short madam-ssele, eat sh-t and die you f-ck!
your neighbor chris.
madam-sselle:/ dang, playing ever quest and posting on urban dictionary got me really horney. i’m going to have some uber fun having s-x with this c-ke bottle and looking at j-panamation on my favorite web site.
oh hourse-w-ll–s i’m stuck again!

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