metrowned


the immaculate process in which one gets thoroughly owned in traffic ie: 486 car pile up
pothead: whoa, i just put my car through my neighbor’s livingroom, bedroom, third floor, and his doghouse.
pothead2: wow, metrowned

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    the act of eating mexican food then later on putting your mexican load on a tortilla and pushing it on your lover’s face or just some unexpecting persons. dude that mexican bulldozer i pulled off the other night at taco bell was the sh-t!!!!

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  • Prostand

    to simply be in the presence of others while having confidence in the achievements you’ve gained. usually away from keyboard. i’m going to go prostand in dalaran and allow the common folks to check out the awesome.

  • Protective Squint

    squinting your eyes to protect them from flying debris. worker 1: “elmer, you are supposed to wear a face shield when using the grinder.” elmer: “i ain’t worried, i have my protective squint” (squinting) worker 1: “frigging idiot, i’m not driving you to the er again”.


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