Madden Mobile
an electronic mobile game made by ea that is designed to screw people over with their coin prices, while the gamers are typically aged anywhere from 8-15 years old. they also like to -n-l people with their sh-tty servers. note: if you call this company for technical support, you will continually be transferred to some random no-life who will then transfer you to another no-life within a one-week period.
sam: hey john, how’s madden mobile going?
john: oh, hey sam. i’m still waiting for that support guy named rajesh to call me back on fixing my server errors.
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