Maddened
verb; “to be maddened;” 1: term used when playing any madden nfl t-tle (on the all-madden setting) where one is performing superbly only to be inexplicably overtaken in the final moments of the game, usually by a combination of physically impossible occurrences (see madden physics), inexplicable defensive lapses, or the sudden onset of superior skill in any mediocre opponent player; 2: to be absurdly dominated by an inferior opponent in any madden nfl franchise; 3: any of these definitions applied loosely to real-life occurrences
“dude, i just got maddened so hard.”
“what happened?”
“i was up on tampa bay by 21 in the fourth and they f-cking won the game! michael f-cking pittman rushed for over 200 yards! and i’m the godd-mn colts!”
or
“dude, the seahawks just got maddened.”
“what happened?”
“the ref just called a touchdown back for p-ss interference because the receiver ‘pushed off.’ f-cking bullsh-t. the way this is going they’re in for a big-time super bowl maddening.”
or
“dude, i was totally going to bang melissa and i got maddened, big time.”
“what happened?”
“first of all, dinner conversation was great, she was totally digging my chili, leaning forward and giving me a view of the wonder twins, and we go out to a bar and this waiter spills a gl-ss of red on her. then, suddenly she gets really sick after doing a tequila shot. then, she gets a call from her mom saying that her grandma died. she was totally ready to ranger up and keep drinking and then my ex-girlfriend shows up and says something about how i used to cheat on her. madden just didn’t want me to win tonight, man.”
“i hear you, you got f-cking maddened big time.”
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