Maddie Pope
a person who likes to go to disney land solely for the purpose of kidnapping babies, when the parents find out who stole their babies this person then proceeds to show off their good looks and perfect smile, after which the parents immediately leave and develop a severe case of dissociative fugue in which they completely forget who they are and begin a new life with new ident-ties until years later their severe mental disability dissipates and they wake up in a polynesian wh-r- house naked and incredibly jacked on heroin.
hey bro i went to disney land with my children for the first time so i could show my wife what a good farther i could be after my long and hard path to parenthood, and then i woke up in a polynesian wh-r- house…i was totally maddie poped…
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