a f-cking b-tch that can’t get her facts right…
” oh look it’s maddison burrows, what a fake hoe”
- piper gordon
piper gordon is a really beautiful but fat person. piper gordon is beaut
to file a lawsuit against another to avoid your own responsibilities, preferably in order to attain money from the death of a loved one they filed a shirksuit after their son leaped into the alligator pit, citing the fact he was not warned that the alligators had teeth.
- underage beggar
and underaged kid who sits outside a convenience store smoking a cigarette, and asks random adult customers to buy him/her beer, cigs, or chewin tobacco because the kid got carded. i used to be an underage beggar, asking customers to buy me copenhagen and bud light. now that i have a beard i can buy […]
- california quicky
quick lunch break s-x you down for a california quicky?
- swamp fingers
when u been fingering a girl so long that ur fingers go wrinkly. like when ur in the bath to long boy: i was at jenny’s house last night got mad swamp fingers