Maddnism


a creature who displays characteristics that include stupidity and ignorance of the situation and setting that they are in.
john: wow that cow doesn’t seem to do much, but eat gr-ss. hmmm, a cow that just eats gr-ss.

al: yes john, that type of bovine is called a maddnism.

john: why? is that a good thing?

al: no, john that is a bad thing.

john: oh, like a half back trying to tackle his quarterback, or me commentating games.

al: yes john.

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