made in chelsea
made in chelsea is a so called ‘reality’ television show on e4, following the
lives of a group of c-cktail-sipping, wealthy young socialites in london. it’s
had six seasons, and succeeds in making its viewers feel sh-t about their
average lives in every single one. it somehow manages to make london look warm
and sunny in every episode, like it’s l.a rather than dreary england. the cast
frequently sleep with one another, which is essentially what every plot line
consists of, and they spend most of their time slumping around exclusive night
clubs and speaking in ridiculous accents that don’t exist in real life.
“watched made in chelsea last night, spencer and louise slept together!”
“wait, didn’t that happen the week before?”
“it happens every week dude.”
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