Maditus


a condition in which the sufferer is under the constant impression that they are the toughest sh-t on the block and should be recognised by all for this achievement.
mad guy: then i like benched 100 kilograms to finish my 20 hour gym sesh.
guy whispers to friend: why is he telling us this?
friend: he’s got maditus

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